Fourth Mel Gibson audio: I deserve to be blown before the f-cking jacuzzi

Publish date: 2024-06-16
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Actor Mel Gibson attends the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on February 15, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

So I’m jaded. So I’m a little punch-drunk this morning, and this is the fourth audio of Mel Gibson huffing and puffing and screeching like a madman that I’ve had to sit and listen to in a week. But I’m still holding on to my belief that this one is actually kind of funny, just because of the line-by-line contradictions and insanity. Radar has the new audio here. Here are some of my favorite quotes:

“How dare you be such a f-cking BITCH when I’m being so NICE.”

“You said you were annoyed with me – FOR WHAT F-CKING REASON?!? I‘ve done nothing to be NICE to you.”

“I deserve to be blown first before the F-CKING JUCUZZI! Okay, I’ll burn the f-cking house down!!! HOW DARE YOU?!!”

“YOU WANT THE NUMBER OF MY THERAPIST?!? Don’t you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist! Because you’ve got problems more than me!”

“Oh and earlier today – you said ‘Oh, nevermind’. WHAT THE F-CK WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?”

This is the tape where you realize that Mel will literally call up Oksana and pick a f-cking fight with her over absolutely nothing. He will scream and huff and puff about her saying “nevermind.” It’s that insane.

Here are more quotes:

Mel: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!”

Mel: “Waited and waited. What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.”

Mel: “You gotta push my f*cking buttons. And it’s not going to work with us! It’s not! I can’t get like this anymore! And you know you’re doing it and you’re a liar and you’re dishonest and you’re f *cked up! So you stay the f *ck away from me! Take care of your f *cking son and I better have my daughter! I want my daughter, and a maid… they make their goddman bed, which you DID NOT.”

UGH. I’m over it. But for a second, just forget that a woman (a mother of two) is being systematically terrorized by a violently insane man and just read the quotes for their sheer entertainment value.

Also – can I just say once again that I’m absolutely shocked that Mel’s drama didn’t make any tabloid cover this week? He’s on some of the sidebars, but not even the National Enquirer is running a cover story about this sh-t. More proof that the tabloids are out of touch, perhaps.

NEW YORK - DECEMBER 10: Actor Mel Gibson attends the 9th annual Global Green Sustainable Design awards at Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on December 10, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images) Hand in hand on the red carpet with controlled smiles and loving exchanges, Mel Gibson and Oksana reveal no signs of the dysfunction and disorder in their relationship. However, recent reports have shed light on the true nature of their relationship, which was shrouded in scandal from it s beginning until it s violent and bitter end. These archived pictures show the couple throughout their Fame Pictures, Inc Hand in hand on the red carpet with controlled smiles and loving exchanges, Mel Gibson and Oksana reveal no signs of the dysfunction and disorder in their relationship. However, recent reports have shed light on the true nature of their relationship, which was shrouded in scandal from it s beginning until it s violent and bitter end. These archived pictures show the couple throughout their Fame Pictures, Inc

ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pLHLnpmirJOdxm%2BvzqZmamhoaX50e8WorKusmJS6pri%2BoKCbq5%2BjrKLBw6KmmKGPmbK0sdGvnJisn5SvpqvBpaawpo%2BXsqe70Z6WraCVlLNur8qipaCXmpawtsbZomY%3D